You Shall Be Avenged!

I lost a friend last Saturday. A friend who has done a great deal of good for my household. It was a sad day indeed for me. I tried my best to save this friend but to no avail. I did everything within my power but it was not enough. I stood by helplessly and watch the life ebb out of him. I watched him take his last breath and then it was all over.

I'm declaring an all out war on the scums that did it! I vow to kill and slaughter every single one of these scums that caused this deadly deed! Because of you I lost a dedicated friend.

And the worst thing is because of you scums, I had a hand in the death of this friend. His blood are on your heads, you scums! I'll make every single one of you pay for this with your lives!

Spaceman Spiff is now officially going to seek out justice and wipe out your entire race and so help you god for incurring the wrath of this mad Spaceman! Be forewarned. You can run, but you can't hide!!!

Goodbye Lizzy, you were a loyal friend that never failed to do your duties every single day. Because of you the house was a much better place to live. I'll miss seeing you dashing across the walls and ceiling chasing after something that catches your fancy.

I'll miss the 'tsk, tsk, tsking' you make that sometimes annoy me. I'll miss the sudden appearances that you tend to be so fond of doing which oftentimes scare the bejesus out of me. You will forever be cherish in our household. You will not be forgotten and you WILL be avenged!

So, before I take my weight loss supplement pills, I shall bow my head in honour of your memory and brave deeds. Bon Voyage Lizzy, may you find true happiness in that great big land in the skies.