Live To Be A Thousand!

Today I just found out I've been going about doing my workout entirely the wrong way. There I was trying to motivate myself to run on a more regular basis and not actually accomplishing it when I discover that there is a more easier and 'fun' way to get a workout.

Here, take a read on what I discover today in the Star online:

HERE’s a simple 'secret' to ensure longevity for men – stare at women’s breasts for 10 minutes a day to live an additional five years.

Both Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported that a German research published in the New England Journal of Medicine showed that men ogling at breasts for 10 minutes a day was equivalent to a 30-minute gym workout.

Sin Chew Daily reported yesterday that the team had spent five years researching 200 men.

Results showed that men who liked to stare at women’s breasts have lower blood pressure, suffer less cardiovascular disease and have slower heart beat ... 

Good god, why didn't anybody tell me this sooner? Imagine how healthy I'd be. All I needed to do was go sit in a public area and look at boobs for 10 minutes and I'll be fit as a fiddle ... hahaha! And imagine how much longer I could live, what was it? An additional five years for a ogling a breast for a mere 10 minutes? I'd probably live to be a thousand years old! ROTFLLMAO!

Ok, now I'd better high tail it out of here and go get that bathroom lighting fixed or Mrs. Spiff will give me a bop on the head about this boob ogling new exercise regime! LOL!