Ever Been In This Situation Before?

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in then men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed:

'Doin' just fine!'

And the other guy says:

'So, what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

'Uhhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:

'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too freaky for me but I figure I could just be polite and end the conversation so I tell him:

'No ....... I'm a little busy right now!!!'

The I hear the guy say nervously:

Listen honey, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!'