A Lame Post

I know this is a lame excuse for an interim post but I seriously have no idea what to post. I've had an awfully long and tiring day and my mind is just not up to coming up with some far fetched story about Zorkian bugs and me. Maybe when I'm well rested and all that I'll tell you about the time that Zorkian bugress (that's a female Zorkian bug just in case you didn't know ... LOL) gave me the eye!

So, since the brain isn't working I'll leave you with some more silly copied from the internet jokes. I told you it was a lame excuse for a post ... LOL!

The middle-aged man was visibly shaken when his Doctor advised that he had only 6 month's to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up.

The Doctor suggested that he should get his "house in order", make sure his will was current and ensure all final arrangements were in place for the funeral. He should then make plans to enjoy what might be left of his life, to the fullest.

"What will you do for the last six months?" asked the Doctor.

His patient thought for a few minutes then replied, "I think I'll go and live with my mother-in-law."

Surprised by the answer, the doctor asked, "Of all people, why in the would you want to live with your mother-in-law?"

"Because it'll be the longest six months of my life!"