The Mother-In-Law

Ok, I was think just what to write as an interim post. Those of you who do assignments know just exactly what I'm talking about. And sometimes it can get really difficult trying to figure out just what to write to fill in the blanks.

Of course I could just go on and on and on about this and it would probably bore you to death. And besides I've still got loads of work left to do so I'll just leave you all with this short joke which I found to be hilarious. Some of you may have heard it before, but hey, what's hearing it once again :D

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.