Some Pretty Useless Sayings ...

The weekend is almost upon us and I've got some great plans for it which you can read all about it on my personal blog if you're interested. All I know is I'm looking forward to it :D Besides, there's only about an hour and a half before I head home for the day.

Overall, it's been a pretty good day. A far change from the frantic couple of days I just had. Hopefully next week is a better one. Gosh, the week isn't over yet and I'm already thinking of next week ... LOL! Ok, before I head off for the weekend, I'll leave you with some more useless bits of humour :D

• Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly -- and I can lose weight!

• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence.

• If Barbie is so popular....then why do you have to buy her friends?

• Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.

• Conscience: What hurts when everything else feels so good.

• Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

• Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

• When a politician says, 'Let me make something perfectly clear,' remember that he usually won't.