Humpty Dumpty Sat On The Wall ...

You know, for as long as I've lived I've seen and heard all kinds of stupid, silly and nonsensical things. And some of them are so ludicrous that there are no words for it.

But this one takes the cake. In fact it should be nominated for the most The Guiness Book of World Records as the most stupidest Police report ever! Take a read and judge for yourselves.

KUALA LUMPUR (Sept 24, 2008) : The Seputeh Umno Youth division lodged a police report today against Seputeh MP Teresa Kok, claiming she had insulted the Royal Malaysian Police and the egg, which is an essential food of the underprivileged. The division’s deputy head Alawi Dahalin and several other members lodged the report at the Brickfields police station.

How can any sane person go and make a police report against someone for insulting an egg? Haven't these people got better things to do with their lives? An egg, mind you! We all know politician don't make sense most of the time, but these guys from the Seputeh Umno Youth divisions should be crowned as Morons Of The Year!

I'm going to look at eggs differently from this day forth. Maybe I should not go fry that egg I'm thinking of having for dinner tonight. Who knows, some 'extremely intelligent' politician just might make a police report against me for hurting the eggs feelings (fillings, get it? Hahahaha ...) Ok, ok, that was lame excuse for a joke :D