Need A Valentine Date?

I know everyone is harping about Valentine's day and all that. I really don't want to keep on harping on something I'm not going to celebrate. Well, maybe a little. I'll probably spend some nice quality time with Mrs. Spiff tomorrow cos we'll be all to ourselves in the morning seeing as how the boys have replacement classes for school tomorrow.

Maybe I'll make her a nice romantic breakfast and we'll just spend the few hours of quiet time we have together before the boys get home and create their usual weekend ruckus. When you have kids, you really need to grab every opportunity to be alone. Now, I wonder what I can cook up as some romantic breakfast tomorrow ...

Anyway, since it's Valentine's day tomorrow and for all you guys and maybe even girls who don't have any dates yet, don't despair. Here are some cool pick up lines that would guarantee you a date for tomorrow.

Were your parents thieves?
No, Why?
Because they must have stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell down from heaven.

Is it hot here or is it just you?

Excuse me, do you have a mobile phone I can use? I told my mom I'd call her when I fell in love.

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Is your father a terrorist? Because you're da bomb!

(Look at the tag on their blouse/shirt and say:) Oh, I thought you were made in Heaven.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Before you go trying these pick up lines, make sure you know where the exit signs are cos you just might need to make a quick getaway or risk a black eye or two ... LOL! Don't say I didn't warn you!