Dear Nessa

I've often complained about having to do tags and yet, here I am actually salivating to do this tag! I must really be losing it already. This tag is from that riddle genius Nessa and the moment I saw her tag me, I just had to do this tag ... LOL!

Yes Anny and Bem, I know I still haven't done your tags yet but I will get to it real soon. I promise, really one, I will do it, I won't bluff you, I swear, honest I will, betul nie ... hehehe ... if I don't do it before the end of this month, I'll lend you guys my ray gun to zap me ... LOL!

But this tag from Nessa was just too hilarious to not do. But then, with that said and done, don't make this a habit ok, Nessa? LOL! Here goes :D

Dear Nessa,

I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me under the bus and I saw you hit on the Montreal Canadian’s goalie. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and thanks for the Cocaine.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,

Spiff, the Spaceman

LOL! I really had loads of fun doing it. In fact I had so much fun doing it that I'm going to tag Bem and Anny in return ... hahaha ... Enjoy guys :D

Here's how you do it:

Dear (the person who tagged you),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it when your (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12), Name

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Christien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

24 weird comments:

Nessa said...

I'm a leprechaun eh? :)

Thanks for returning my couch cushions.

I still want my collection of butterflies back.

Please don't ever mention the cocaine, ever! LOL! LOL!!

Anny said...

oh bummer! i tot Nessa got me.. and u too.. guess i really haveta do this.. and i haven't done Bem's one as well...

Anny said...

*waves at nessa* :D pika pika :D

Nessa said...

*waves back at Anny* pika pika to you too... hahaha

Spiff said...

Nessa - Yes, yes, you're a leprechaun ... LOL!

And I already pawn those cushions la. As for the butterflies, urrmmm, I sold them to the Zoekians la ... hahaha ...

My lips are sealed about the cocaine though :D

Spiff said...

Anny - LOL! You didn't think you were going to escape did tag from me, did you ... hehehe ...

Spiff said...

Anny - *waves at Nessa too*

Pika, pika? Don't tell me you're the Pokeman girl??? LOL!

Spiff said...

Nessa - *waves at Anny too* LOL!

Anny said...

mon.. its pokemon.. hahhahahahahaa.. guess u dun play pokemon games with ur boys.. hehehe

gudnite Spiff!

Spiff said...

Anny - *whack head* Darn, I gotta learn how to spell la ... Pokeman pulak! What a silly spaceman I am ... siggghhh ...

So it was you! You're the Pokemon girl ... LOL! And no la, I don't really play Pokemon :D

levian said...

this is one cool tag! the answer kinda .. well, answer the questions yet turned out to be so sarcastic. love it! XD

Anny said...

if u spell it senget a bit more.. it cud be a bad word jugo.. :p

bem69 said...

Hahha hilarious, but what I can't wait is you fulfilling the tags by Anny and me. End of this month, Friday tu.. huhuhuhu.. pressure pressure

bem69 said...

Anny, bile lagi, no more backpack pics arrr

Spiff said...

Levian - LOL! Sarcastic they were :D I loved this tag too ... hehehe ...

Spiff said...

Anny - Hahaha ... you nie ah, Pikachu, otak kotor sikit tau but I get what you mean about spelling it senget sikit ... LOL!

Spiff said...

Bem - What? This Friday is the month end? Alamak, what have I done? I thought still got long time ... OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD!


I gotta be careful about what I promise people these days ... LOL!

Spiff said...

Bem - What backpack pics? You mean Anny got some more backpack pics ah?

bem69 said...

I sure hope she doesn't, lets see the real Anny. Anyway, how's my main Pokeman today, Spiff? Hahahahah

Anny said...

u want backpack pics ko? of coursh.. i got many... me dooooooooooo it :) now where's my kamela...

Anny said...

i think ah.. Spiffy.. i know ah.. u will agree with me ah... some things shud remain mysteries of the universe rite? hehehehhehee.. cos cos the possibilities of us know each other and hating each others guts in real life.. is pretty high.. so.. since we all live like in shah alam and subang.. we cud probably see each other once or many times before.. and i think ah.. backpack pictures are best :D

Spiff said...

Bem - LOL! I'm sure she's got more backpack pictures la ...

Spiff said...

Anny - Hahaha ... let's have more backpack pictures :D

Spiff said...

Anny - I have to agree with you. Some things are better left a mystery :D