Some Totally Irrelevant Facts ...

On days when you have nothing to do you just post nonsense like these. Enjoy :D

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs. (Hmmm, must try this sometime)

The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of people! (Well, I ate four KFC chickens last night so that make four less chickens ... LOL!)

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. (Damn you Allies!)

The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. (Who the heck names a goldfish Fred?)

Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas. (Well, no bananas for me from now on!)

Over 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows! (Damn stupid birds ... LOL!)

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale. (Now that's what you call arse luck!)

In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting ad space on his cows. (Smart fellow!)

Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks. (I really didn't need to know that!)

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. (I always knew Donald was a perv!)