Thursday, May 7, 2009

Crotch Grabbing!

I have a questions that has been bugging me for ages. Maybe one of you guys could help me answer it. I've tried to figure it out for myself. I've even tried mimicking it to see why it's done but for the life of me still can't figure it out.

And the questions is:

Why do rap singers just love to grab their crotch when they rap?


It only happens with the male rap singers, I don't see the female ones doing it though. Like I said, I've tried mimicking it and just can't figure out why they do it. When i tried it, Mrs. Spiff said I looked like a perverted little spaceman! LOL!

So please put me out of this misery and give me an answer!

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  1. Because rap is very territorial and since you can't piss to mark your territory, they grab their crotch instead. Again, why? you may ask, well...

    1. Its a substitute to territorial pissings
    2. Its a sign of male vitality, saying to the wall. "This is my cajones!"
    3. Its a taunt, indirectly saying "Do you have the cajones?"
    4. Its because Spiff The Spaceman can't figure it out, so they create this new mysterious gesture, just for Spiff.

    Sekian Terima Kasih

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  2. hahahahah.... when I read your post, I laugh and eating sushi... all my sushi "flew" from my mouth.. LOL!

    I think ... you know .. when you're had this "gagap" or mumbling (not Nessa..lmao!) problem, you might need something to hold or squeeze anything to make sure you be able to project or talk normally... I guess that what happen to the rapper.. they all "gagap" one..

    haha!

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  3. territorial pissing eh? hahahaha
    kinda like PP la tuuuuuuu

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  4. i kinda think that their pants are too tight "down there" and some "things" kinda get stuck when they are dancing and strutting their stuff.. *LOL*
    so kena laa adjust sikit sikit when they are rapping la

    but then again.. rappers wear big pants rite? hmmm...

    Spiffy.. u better dun try this at home.. Mrs Spiff might roll off laughing non-stop

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  5. Ish! No la... I think they scared their koo koo bird fly... hahahaha

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  6. Sepa tu panggil sia gagap ah??? LOL!

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  7. Whoa Bem, just how long did it take you to do the research on that, ah? LOL! I'm impressed! And the Sekian, Terima Kasih part was a nice touch ... hahaha!

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  8. Kengkaru Kong - Hahaha ... gagap and need to hold on to something pulak, then how come the women rappers tak grab anything pulak? LOL! That would sure be a sight for sore eyes, kan? ROTFL!

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  9. Anny - Hahaha ... PP tu naturally territorial. The rappers tu what territory they need to mark la? If they want then they really kena be like PP and ... urrrmmm ... buang air while rapping, now that would be territorial ... ROTFL!

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  10. Anny - I thought the same thing too but those rappers have pants that are almost falling off their backsides so that can't be it ... LOL!

    And no la, Mrs. Spiff thinks I'm a pervert when I try rapping in front of her ... hahaha ...

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  11. Nessa - ROTFL! LMAO! You know Nessa, you just might have a valid point there. But I once again come back to the female rappers, how come they don't grab anything, ah?

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  12. Nessa - Kengkaru yang call you gagap, go hantuk his kepala ... LOL!

    Kengkaru, I'd be watching out if I were you, Nessa tu garang ... hahaha ...

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  13. Spiff, hahahaha that was TOTALLY spontaneous. Random BS hahahha

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  14. wufff wuff... haha... WOman rapper ah? mmmm let me think again... 5 minutes... just five minutes..

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  15. Kong, limpas 5 minits suda...

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  16. When they rap, everything moves; the muscles, the body, the head, everything! That'll include the you-know-what. They're wearing baggie pants (maybe with no underpant; just boxer) that's whyla they have to grab and contain it! Haha!

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  17. As for woman rapper; it's easier to maintain because they don't have crotches!

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  18. Haha...now that you've mentioned it...it's so true. I don't know why.

    But then again, I have come across men who grab their crotch too in public...maybe underwear got stuck or something..haha.

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  19. ROTFLMAO to Emila's comment!!

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  20. everything moves ka Emi? *LOL*

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  21. Bem - Spontaneous BS or not, I think those were some darn cool reason ... hehehe ...

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  22. Kengkaru Kong - Hahaha ... Ok, ok, I'll wait five minutes bit don't take too long ..

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  23. Nessa - Sudah limpas 5 minutes? More like 5 hours sudah! LOL!

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  24. Emila - ROTFL! LMAO! You know what? I think you just may have given me the reason why but it's so darn funny la your answer ... hahaha ...

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  25. Emila - LOL! I can think of a few other places they can grab ... hahaha ...

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  26. Mei Teng - Hahaha ... yeah that they do. And no, I'm not one of them though ... hahaha ...

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  27. :O Spiffy is sounding perverted now Emi... runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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  28. Nessa - Hahaha ... tu la, I thought Emila's answer was the most kelakarest one of all ... ROFTL!

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  29. Anny - With Emila's explanation, I should think everything would move la Anny ... hahaha ...

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  30. Anny - Hahaha ... Where got I perverted one, crazy and annoying maybe, perverted no la ... LOL!

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  31. kelakarest??? hahhahahahhaa.. tats a new one.. crazy laaa hahhahahahahhahahaa.. funny as hell!

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  32. yalaa.. perverted now! hahhahaa.. Mrs Spiff says so.. hahhahahahaa

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  33. I think la, the most logical answer would be pasal salah parking

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  34. I think maybe they feel it to see if its still there?

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  35. TH, you think it can disappear ka?? LOL!

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  36. aduhaiiii.. this post & comment box is the funniest ever i have read this whole year.. hahhahahaa.. all of you crack me up laaa.. hahhaahahahaa aduhai aduhai...

    disappear pulak.. hahhahahhahaha.. gila gilaaaaaaaaaaa

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  37. Or maybe its because they want to remind themselves they're still men?

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  38. Anny - What? You haven't heard of kelakarest before? It's the same like gilaest one la ... LOL!

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  39. Anny - LOL! You believe Mrs. Spiff ah? hahaha!

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  40. Bem - Takkan they all salah parking throughout the entire rap session Bem?

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  41. TH - LOL! You might be right too!

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  42. Nessa - Hahaha, maybe can Nessa ... rappers weird people you know ... hehehe ...

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  43. Anny - I'm glad you're having such a fun time here Anny.

    Maybe I should start charging a fee ... hahaha ...

    Yeah, I didn't know they could disappear ... LOL!

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  44. Bem - By constantly grabbing their crotch during rapping? LOL! You another one with a kelakar answer ... hahaha ...

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  45. haha... everyone has funny comment :) another will be maybe its loose?

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  46. TH - Hahaha ... what is loose? Now that is funny ... LOL!

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  47. All screws loooooooooosaaaaaa *LOL*

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  48. eh.. what happen to Kong? i tot he said 5 mins.. hahhahahaha mebbe he got spooked by the crazees here

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  49. Anny - LOL! And you said I was the perverted one!

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  50. Anny - Hahaha ... yeah, I;m sure he thought we all must be a bunch of crazy people and decided to run while he still could ...

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  51. haha...already 24 hour sudah...
    I thought it was only 5 minute.. lol!
    run Lola, run....

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  52. Kong, sepa tu Lola? Woman rapper eh? ;)

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  53. Run Lola Run tu ada movie with the same name

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  54. Kengkaru Kong - There you are. I waited and waited and waited and waited some more but you never turn up. I thought we all frightened you off with our craziness ... LOL!

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  55. Nessa - Ya must be a woman rapper la, that's why he took so long to come back here ... LOL!

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  56. Bem - Yeah, I think you're right. I may recall a movie by that name ...

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  57. Spiff - Thanks, I feel younger now haha

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  58. Bem - You're welcome. Anything to help you YOUNG punks out ... LOL!

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  59. I guess their loose pants are dropping....may be they should have a change wearing tight leggy like us lady here....but i think it's impossible!
    See who dare to lead the ladies' trend...Ha..Ha..

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  60. Yoon See - LOL! I don't think they'd look too good in leggings la ... LOL!

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  61. haha..here I come again..
    yes... that the title of the movie "Run Lola Run"
    sorry guys... been busy with uni..hehe!

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  62. Kengkaru Kong - No worries :D Glad you managed to squeeze some time to drop by over here :D

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