Oh No! He's Back!

I'm Baccckkkkkkk! Did you guys miss me? Come on, admit it already, I know you all missed my annoying self, right? No one else can annoy you guys like I can, right? Well, the good news is I'm no longer an egg yolk. Boy, it sure was tough being in that yolk position ... LOL!

A word of warning though, don't you all go pissing off Mei Teng cos she just loves turning people into egg yolks! LOL! It's good to be back though. I'm glad to say that my buddy Hobbes did a great job while I was away. Though he could have been a little bit more annoying but I'll forgive him. This time anyway.

Since Hobbes did such a great job here, I'll let him be my guest writer whenever he likes. But remember that this blog belongs to me so don't you all go and get too friendly with Hobbes now, you hear? I'll zap you guys if you do ... hahaha ... I'm sure you all missed my ray gun and it's zapping capabilities :D

Since I've been away for so long, I thought I'd catch up on what I missed and I came across this article (I forgot where already). Did you know that it might soon be an offense to call your wife ugly? Really, I'm not kidding! It's being proposed under the Domestic Violence Act 1994. I'm serious, I'm not making this up. They're going to include it as a clause called emotional violence.

I get turned into an egg yolk and when I return, I'm confronted with news like this? Who in their right mind would call their wife ugly? Well, not if they value their life anyway. I mean, if I was mad enough and called Mrs. Spiff ugly, she'd deck me from here to the moon and back ... LOL!

I do not disagree that we need laws to protect women and all that but now you could get into trouble for calling your wife ugly. Gee, what next I wonder ... Soon, you'd be too afraid to even talk with your wife cos you just might say something that will get you in real trouble with the law.

This brilliant idea came from the Women’s Development Department director-general Datuk Dr Noorul Ainur Mohd Nur who said that,

'It could be a case when a husband tells his wife she is ugly or humiliates her until she feels emotionally pressured'

Aiyah, if your husband called you ugly, you call the fellow back fat pig or something la. If that doesn't work, then you tell him that tonight he'll be sleeping with the dog outside and he won't be getting 'it' for one month ... that'll always work ... hahaha! No need any laws for something like this la. These minister should spend their time coming up with more constructive things la.

Anyways, that was my 5 cents worth about that article. Ooooo talking about 5 cents, that Bem fellow is going to start reminding me I still owe him a 10 cents prize ... siggghhh, maybe I should have just remained an egg yolk.