Prison Can Be Better At Times!

It's been a pretty boring 2 days work wise. Most of my stuff has been completed and I don't have any annoying clients chasing me for this or that so quite a bit of my time has been spent online :D

Sometimes work can be a breeze and yet, most of the time it's really not one of my favourite places to be. It can be like a prison at time, then again prison just might be a better place than work

Which reminds me of this joke I read at Momma Mia, Mea Culpa. I thought it was pretty hilarious ... LOL!

A Perfect Comparison Of Prison To Working In An Office

In prison you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
At work you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get more work for good behavior.

In prison the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.

In prison all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
At work you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

In prison you must deal with sadistic wardens.
At work they are called managers.

What do you think? I thought every word of it was true ... LOL!

4 weird comments:

Rozella said...

Hahahaha Amen, Nick!! Amen!! Everything is so true!

meleah rebeccah said...

yep. its pretty scary!

Spiff said...

Rozella - Yeah, I thought so too. It means prison seem like a cushier place to be than work ... LOL!

Spiff said...

Meleah - I laughed my head off when I first read it at your blog and just had to spread it around :D