Black Is Black, I Want My Baby Back ...

Darn, I thought I just saw that Spiff fellow over here. Looks like he's gone again. I wonder where he's hiding. He really is a sneaky fellow. I've been hunting for his hide all day and he's somehow managed to give me the slip! I wonder what I can use as bait to attract the little weasel.

It's really putting a drain on my well being having to look for him and at the same time complete all his assignments. And that fellow has no shame whatsoever. He's just blatantly leaves his blooming assignments for me to do.

*paper plane smacks into face*

Ouch! What's this? Who threw this darn paper plane at me? Just wait till I get my hands on you. I'll bet it's that Spiff fellow. Wait, there's a note here. Let me read what it says.

Dear irritable Guardian Angel,

I hope I'm not causing you too much grief but could you be so kind as to do this thing I have on Black Personals ? It's simple really. All you need to do is explain that it's free to join and once you create a profile, you can search through tons of ebony members out there to chat with. Maybe you should try it out too, who knows, you could probably meet a beautiful ebony angel, then you wouldn't be so uptight all the time ... hahahaha ...'

The ever mischievous,
Spiff, The Spaceman

Arrrgggggg! I hate that spaceman! Somebody save me from this hell! Please god, I'll be good from now on. I won't be sarcastic to annoying people anymore. I'll be the model Guardian Angel. I'll do anything, just please assign me to someone else!!!
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