Two Timers Beware!

All you lying two timers out there, here is something that you might be a little interested in. Having an affair can be totally harmful to your health and it has nothing to do with your wife finding out about your sneaky little affair and clubbing you over your lying head with a baseball bat.

It has been recently revealed (well, according to this article I read on metro.co.uk anyway) that having an affair really can kill you – especially if you're prone to bad headaches.

Men who suffer painful migraines are most at risk from the stress involved of keeping the relationship secret.

Italian neurologist Lorenzo Pinessi said: 'Patients who think they are at risk should try to cool it, take a time-out from the affair and have a brain scan – and avoid sexual positions where the male is on his feet.'

So, if you've been sneaking around getting your kicks on the side, well I think you'd better be getting your brains scanned already. Hmmmm, this doesn't say anything about the woman though. So does that mean women can have affairs and not worry about dying cos your brain might explode or something? LOL!