I Need A Maid!

I'm actually totally beat right now. I know it's a weekend and weekends are for resting but doing household chores all day can sure take a toll on you. Yes, just in case you're wondering, even spacemen have to do household chores. There's just no getting out of it. Besides, Mrs. Spiff would blast me with her ray gun if I tried to weasel my way out of the household chores and she has an even bigger ray gun than me ... LOL!

But seriously though. I'm used  to doing household chores on weekends, especially Saturday, which is the day both Mrs. Spiff and me allocate for all our chores so that we can just laze around on Sunday. But as you grow older, just getting through the day trying to finish the chores can be so darn tiring. Our day started really early, with breakfast at the nearby chinese restaurant, then heading for our favourite hypermarket for the weekly groceries and then heading home and starting all our chores

It took us close to 4 hours to get everything completed, well not really everything, there are still a few more chores left but I'm just to tired to continue. I'll just have to keep those chores for tomorrow. I don't think I have the strength to pick up even a small piece of tissue paper. That's how tired I am! Sometimes I wish I was rich enough to afford a maid so I could sit around all day or maybe even go out and look for personalized sports gifts to buy and keep so I could give them to my buddy on his birthday or something.

But alas, I'm just a poor spaceman who has to plunder the galaxy by night and work in advertising by day just so I can afford to buy a tiny piece of bread for dinner ... sob, sob, sob ... LOL! Ok, maybe not that dramatic but you get the idea, right? Maybe I should just go out and by a lottery ticket or something. Maybe I would win first prize :D Yeah, if that happened, pigs just might sprout wings and fly! LOL! Have a great weekend people :D

4 weird comments:

Ken said...

you have a great weekend too. You sounded really tired, even can't pick up a piece of tissue paper...like the extremest in it :)

LOL

Mariuca said...

"I'm just a poor spaceman who has to plunder the galaxy by night and work in advertising by day just so I can afford to buy a tiny piece of bread for dinner".... Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Hey spiff, I need a maid too la!

Spiff said...

Ken - I tend to exaggerate quite a bit ... LOL! A great weekend to you too :D

Spiff said...

Marzie - I think we all need a maid ... in fact we the amount of housework people have these days, I think even maids need maids ... LOL!