Crotch Grabbing!

I have a questions that has been bugging me for ages. Maybe one of you guys could help me answer it. I've tried to figure it out for myself. I've even tried mimicking it to see why it's done but for the life of me still can't figure it out.

And the questions is:

Why do rap singers just love to grab their crotch when they rap?


It only happens with the male rap singers, I don't see the female ones doing it though. Like I said, I've tried mimicking it and just can't figure out why they do it. When i tried it, Mrs. Spiff said I looked like a perverted little spaceman! LOL!

So please put me out of this misery and give me an answer!

62 weird comments:

bem69 said...

Because rap is very territorial and since you can't piss to mark your territory, they grab their crotch instead. Again, why? you may ask, well...

1. Its a substitute to territorial pissings
2. Its a sign of male vitality, saying to the wall. "This is my cajones!"
3. Its a taunt, indirectly saying "Do you have the cajones?"
4. Its because Spiff The Spaceman can't figure it out, so they create this new mysterious gesture, just for Spiff.

Sekian Terima Kasih

Kengkaru Kong said...

hahahahah.... when I read your post, I laugh and eating sushi... all my sushi "flew" from my mouth.. LOL!

I think ... you know .. when you're had this "gagap" or mumbling (not Nessa..lmao!) problem, you might need something to hold or squeeze anything to make sure you be able to project or talk normally... I guess that what happen to the rapper.. they all "gagap" one..

haha!

Anny said...

territorial pissing eh? hahahaha
kinda like PP la tuuuuuuu

Anny said...

i kinda think that their pants are too tight "down there" and some "things" kinda get stuck when they are dancing and strutting their stuff.. *LOL*
so kena laa adjust sikit sikit when they are rapping la

but then again.. rappers wear big pants rite? hmmm...

Spiffy.. u better dun try this at home.. Mrs Spiff might roll off laughing non-stop

Nessa said...

Ish! No la... I think they scared their koo koo bird fly... hahahaha

Nessa said...

Sepa tu panggil sia gagap ah??? LOL!

Spiff said...

Whoa Bem, just how long did it take you to do the research on that, ah? LOL! I'm impressed! And the Sekian, Terima Kasih part was a nice touch ... hahaha!

Spiff said...

Kengkaru Kong - Hahaha ... gagap and need to hold on to something pulak, then how come the women rappers tak grab anything pulak? LOL! That would sure be a sight for sore eyes, kan? ROTFL!

Spiff said...

Anny - Hahaha ... PP tu naturally territorial. The rappers tu what territory they need to mark la? If they want then they really kena be like PP and ... urrrmmm ... buang air while rapping, now that would be territorial ... ROTFL!

Spiff said...

Anny - I thought the same thing too but those rappers have pants that are almost falling off their backsides so that can't be it ... LOL!

And no la, Mrs. Spiff thinks I'm a pervert when I try rapping in front of her ... hahaha ...

Spiff said...

Nessa - ROTFL! LMAO! You know Nessa, you just might have a valid point there. But I once again come back to the female rappers, how come they don't grab anything, ah?

Spiff said...

Nessa - Kengkaru yang call you gagap, go hantuk his kepala ... LOL!

Kengkaru, I'd be watching out if I were you, Nessa tu garang ... hahaha ...

bem69 said...

Spiff, hahahaha that was TOTALLY spontaneous. Random BS hahahha

Kengkaru Kong said...

wufff wuff... haha... WOman rapper ah? mmmm let me think again... 5 minutes... just five minutes..

Nessa said...

Kong, limpas 5 minits suda...

Emila Yusof said...

When they rap, everything moves; the muscles, the body, the head, everything! That'll include the you-know-what. They're wearing baggie pants (maybe with no underpant; just boxer) that's whyla they have to grab and contain it! Haha!

Emila Yusof said...

As for woman rapper; it's easier to maintain because they don't have crotches!

Mei Teng said...

Haha...now that you've mentioned it...it's so true. I don't know why.

But then again, I have come across men who grab their crotch too in public...maybe underwear got stuck or something..haha.

Nessa said...

ROTFLMAO to Emila's comment!!

Anny said...

everything moves ka Emi? *LOL*

Spiff said...

Bem - Spontaneous BS or not, I think those were some darn cool reason ... hehehe ...

Spiff said...

Kengkaru Kong - Hahaha ... Ok, ok, I'll wait five minutes bit don't take too long ..

Spiff said...

Nessa - Sudah limpas 5 minutes? More like 5 hours sudah! LOL!

Spiff said...

Emila - ROTFL! LMAO! You know what? I think you just may have given me the reason why but it's so darn funny la your answer ... hahaha ...

Spiff said...

Emila - LOL! I can think of a few other places they can grab ... hahaha ...

Spiff said...

Mei Teng - Hahaha ... yeah that they do. And no, I'm not one of them though ... hahaha ...

Anny said...

:O Spiffy is sounding perverted now Emi... runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Spiff said...

Nessa - Hahaha ... tu la, I thought Emila's answer was the most kelakarest one of all ... ROFTL!

Spiff said...

Anny - With Emila's explanation, I should think everything would move la Anny ... hahaha ...

Spiff said...

Anny - Hahaha ... Where got I perverted one, crazy and annoying maybe, perverted no la ... LOL!

Anny said...

kelakarest??? hahhahahahhaa.. tats a new one.. crazy laaa hahhahahahahhahahaa.. funny as hell!

Anny said...

yalaa.. perverted now! hahhahaa.. Mrs Spiff says so.. hahhahahahaa

bem69 said...

I think la, the most logical answer would be pasal salah parking

TH said...

I think maybe they feel it to see if its still there?

Nessa said...

TH, you think it can disappear ka?? LOL!

Anny said...

aduhaiiii.. this post & comment box is the funniest ever i have read this whole year.. hahhahahaa.. all of you crack me up laaa.. hahhaahahahaa aduhai aduhai...

disappear pulak.. hahhahahhahaha.. gila gilaaaaaaaaaaa

bem69 said...

Or maybe its because they want to remind themselves they're still men?

Spiff said...

Anny - What? You haven't heard of kelakarest before? It's the same like gilaest one la ... LOL!

Spiff said...

Anny - LOL! You believe Mrs. Spiff ah? hahaha!

Spiff said...

Bem - Takkan they all salah parking throughout the entire rap session Bem?

Spiff said...

TH - LOL! You might be right too!

Spiff said...

Nessa - Hahaha, maybe can Nessa ... rappers weird people you know ... hehehe ...

Spiff said...

Anny - I'm glad you're having such a fun time here Anny.

Maybe I should start charging a fee ... hahaha ...

Yeah, I didn't know they could disappear ... LOL!

Spiff said...

Bem - By constantly grabbing their crotch during rapping? LOL! You another one with a kelakar answer ... hahaha ...

TH said...

haha... everyone has funny comment :) another will be maybe its loose?

Spiff said...

TH - Hahaha ... what is loose? Now that is funny ... LOL!

Anny said...

All screws loooooooooosaaaaaa *LOL*

Anny said...

eh.. what happen to Kong? i tot he said 5 mins.. hahhahahaha mebbe he got spooked by the crazees here

Spiff said...

Anny - LOL! And you said I was the perverted one!

Spiff said...

Anny - Hahaha ... yeah, I;m sure he thought we all must be a bunch of crazy people and decided to run while he still could ...

Kengkaru Kong said...

haha...already 24 hour sudah...
I thought it was only 5 minute.. lol!
run Lola, run....

Nessa said...

Kong, sepa tu Lola? Woman rapper eh? ;)

bem69 said...

Run Lola Run tu ada movie with the same name

Spiff said...

Kengkaru Kong - There you are. I waited and waited and waited and waited some more but you never turn up. I thought we all frightened you off with our craziness ... LOL!

Spiff said...

Nessa - Ya must be a woman rapper la, that's why he took so long to come back here ... LOL!

Spiff said...

Bem - Yeah, I think you're right. I may recall a movie by that name ...

bem69 said...

Spiff - Thanks, I feel younger now haha

Spiff said...

Bem - You're welcome. Anything to help you YOUNG punks out ... LOL!

yoon see said...

I guess their loose pants are dropping....may be they should have a change wearing tight leggy like us lady here....but i think it's impossible!
See who dare to lead the ladies' trend...Ha..Ha..

Spiff said...

Yoon See - LOL! I don't think they'd look too good in leggings la ... LOL!

Kengkaru Kong said...

haha..here I come again..
yes... that the title of the movie "Run Lola Run"
sorry guys... been busy with uni..hehe!

Spiff said...

Kengkaru Kong - No worries :D Glad you managed to squeeze some time to drop by over here :D