The Things You Learn From The Movies ...

I was watching a movie last night and it got me thinking. Yes, yes, once in a while I do think. I'm may look like a doofus half the time but I do have a teeny weeny little pea brain. So, as I was saying, it got me thinking about the things you can learn from movies.

Here, take a look at what I discovered:

It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking.

No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.

Strange how most movies have at least one or even two of those scenes above. So, if you're interested in making a movie, just have any one, two or even three of the above scenes and you're all set :D Oh and don't forget to cast me in a tuxedo as the main hero as well!