Oh No! He's Back!


I'm Baccckkkkkkk! Did you guys miss me? Come on, admit it already, I know you all missed my annoying self, right? No one else can annoy you guys like I can, right? Well, the good news is I'm no longer an egg yolk. Boy, it sure was tough being in that yolk position ... LOL!

A word of warning though, don't you all go pissing off Mei Teng cos she just loves turning people into egg yolks! LOL! It's good to be back though. I'm glad to say that my buddy Hobbes did a great job while I was away. Though he could have been a little bit more annoying but I'll forgive him. This time anyway.

Since Hobbes did such a great job here, I'll let him be my guest writer whenever he likes. But remember that this blog belongs to me so don't you all go and get too friendly with Hobbes now, you hear? I'll zap you guys if you do ... hahaha ... I'm sure you all missed my ray gun and it's zapping capabilities :D

Since I've been away for so long, I thought I'd catch up on what I missed and I came across this article (I forgot where already). Did you know that it might soon be an offense to call your wife ugly? Really, I'm not kidding! It's being proposed under the Domestic Violence Act 1994. I'm serious, I'm not making this up. They're going to include it as a clause called emotional violence.

I get turned into an egg yolk and when I return, I'm confronted with news like this? Who in their right mind would call their wife ugly? Well, not if they value their life anyway. I mean, if I was mad enough and called Mrs. Spiff ugly, she'd deck me from here to the moon and back ... LOL!

I do not disagree that we need laws to protect women and all that but now you could get into trouble for calling your wife ugly. Gee, what next I wonder ... Soon, you'd be too afraid to even talk with your wife cos you just might say something that will get you in real trouble with the law.

This brilliant idea came from the Women’s Development Department director-general Datuk Dr Noorul Ainur Mohd Nur who said that,

'It could be a case when a husband tells his wife she is ugly or humiliates her until she feels emotionally pressured'

Aiyah, if your husband called you ugly, you call the fellow back fat pig or something la. If that doesn't work, then you tell him that tonight he'll be sleeping with the dog outside and he won't be getting 'it' for one month ... that'll always work ... hahaha! No need any laws for something like this la. These minister should spend their time coming up with more constructive things la.

Anyways, that was my 5 cents worth about that article. Ooooo talking about 5 cents, that Bem fellow is going to start reminding me I still owe him a 10 cents prize ... siggghhh, maybe I should have just remained an egg yolk.

48 weird comments:

Mei Teng said...

Welcome back! Hmm..how did you get back into space shape from an egg yolk huh?! So smart..:P

What kind of law is that?! I am a woman and I don't agree with this kind of utter nonsense. If ppl are serious about protecting women and all...there are better laws and things to do for women rather than all this wishy washy stuff.

Anny said...

srammmmmmot balik si Spiffy :D good thing you are back.. cos eggs do get rotten after sometime.. and u sure don't want to smell rite? hehheheheee

Anny said...

urmm.. silly sillies we have as ministers... things that need doing don't get done... and they come up with stupid laws..
women need laws to protect them from abuse and other stuffs.. not from being call ugly!
balik la rumah kasi tido duru ms minister.

Anny said...

errr.. Spiffy.. u and the Nick Phil guy should go check out Bem.. he told a joke about a Nick *LOL* a good joke too! hahhahahaa

Spiff said...

Mei Teng - You were the cause of the egg yolk thingy ... LOL!

I have to agree, it's just ridiculous, next they'll be wanting to come up with a law for being annoying and I'm done for! LOL!

Spiff said...

Anny - It's good to be back. It was getting kinda cramped in that egg shell ... hahaha ...

Spiff said...

Anny - Silly doesn't even begin to describe them la. I think if that law gets passed, I'll jump off a building la ... then again, maybe not!

Spiff said...

Anny - What? I'm barely back for an hour and that Bem guy is out to get me? I'll go over and check it out right now!

*where did I put my ray gun?*

Nessa said...

Welkam bek Spiff! Phew... the yolky smell is still strong in here!

I'd miss Hobbes for sure cos he wasn't as annoying as you... he's pretty adorable too :D

TH said...

morning you are back :)

TH said...

hungry for egg yolk.. breakfast not yet.

TH said...

check out my little online store

http://twiggyhollection.blogspot.com

Spiff said...

Nessa - What? You actually think that tuna loving tiger is adorable? Darn, what lies he has been spreading! Where is the tiger, I'm gonna zap his furry behind!

Spiff said...

TH - Good morning, yes, I'm back :D

Spiff said...

TH - LOL! I also haven't had breakfast yet :D

Spiff said...

TH - Wahm you have an online store? Cool, I'll come check it out :D

Rozella said...

Hahahaha I read this in the newspaper yesterday! Punyalah kelakar, but oh yeah...berani you cakap me gemuk or ugly, nahas you! Hahahahaha Girl Power!!!!!!!!!

TH said...

egg york.. which one chicken or itik?

TH said...

tired.. online store still new :)

Mei Teng said...

You don't remember my name?? Does EGG YOLK ring a bell?...hahahha ;)

Happy weekend!

Spiff said...

Rozella - When did I call you gemuk or ugly? Maybe it was that Nick fellow, you know how he is ... LOL!

But seriously, this has to be the most ridiculous thing I read this month.

Spiff said...

Th - It has to be chicken, cos I'm a chicken lover, the animal that is ... LOL!

Spiff said...

TH - Thanks for reminding me about your online store. I'm heading over there now :D

Spiff said...

Mei Teng - Hahaha! Ok, ok, I remember life all too vividly as an egg yolk! LOL!

Happy weekend to you too :D

Emila Yusof said...

lol! if the husband calls the wife ugly, then she should go for makeover!

Spiff said...

Emila - LOL! Yeah, that might be a good idea, go for a really expensive makeover and get the husband to pay ... LOL!

foongpc said...

I think I must be missing something here. What the heck is all this talk about egg yolk? Pls enlighten me.

foongpc said...

I agree with you. Such nonsense to come out with such law. Then the husband don't call the wife ugly lah, just call her hideous. Will that be OK? hahaha!

bem69 said...

Welcome back, Spiff. Its good to know you're back to your original form. Did you hatch out of an egg? If so, how was the experience.

Hobbes was alright, pretty pleasant tiger he is, but I disagree though, you're still the reigning champion for being annoying.

Calling your wife ugly? Shouldn't be married at the first place if you do that to your wife. My 2 cents.

And speaking about my 2 cents, where's my 10 cents? Whereeee? Turning into an egg yolk as an excuse to run away from 10 cents.. Kamonnn Spifff.. And while you're at it, give a prize to Mei Teng too.

Rozella said...

Nick, cubalah a Muslim girl kena call fat after going to yoga! Hahahaha Court case oh maybe!

Rozella said...

This is Malaysia loh. Ridiculous is our middle name!

Spiff said...

Foong - Hahaha ... it's a long story la buddy and you know how my long stories ah. The short version is don't mess with Mei Teng ... LOL!

Spiff said...

Foong - ROTFL! Hideous, yeah can work also ... then they just might go and come up with new law for that word too ...

Spiff said...

Bem - LOL! Thanks buddy. The experience was pretty messy ... hahaha ...

Thnak you, thank you, thank you. Good to know I can still be annoying ... LOL!

I'm never gonna hear the end of that 10 cents, huh? Mei Teng get a pr1ze from me? For turning me into an egg yolk? She hopes la ... hahaha ...

Spiff said...

Rozella - Hahaha ... you might just be right la.

Spiff said...

Rozella - You're on a roll today, you're right again ... LOL!

bem69 said...

You're welcome, Spiff.

Mei Teng should get a prize for winning that previous contest lahhh not for turning you into an egg yolk hahhaha.

Where's this mysterious prize?

Spiff said...

Bem - LOL! I'll give her half a prize cos she got the answer almost right!

TH said...

hi spiff, come check out the huge lizard I posted. tell me if you like to taste it.

Spiff, The Spaceman said...

TH - You want me to taste a lizard? Oh Man! LOL!

I'll come check it out :D

Mei Teng said...

I just read your comment about not getting a prize..*frowns*

Maybe I should have zapped you more..then stay longer as an egg yolk :P

Btw, interesting article titled Girl Power in today's STAR papers. Don't mess with women oh...

Spiff said...

Mei Teng - I didn't say you won't get a prize, I said maybe you deserve half a prize ...hahaha ...

I haven't read the papers yet. I go read it right now :D

bem69 said...

Mei Teng: Don't raise your hopes, even I haven't got my prize, and it has been years. LOL

Spiff said...

Bem - Thanks a lot for the vote of confidence Bem! LOL!

Mei Teng said...

Let's kick da fella.....;) Why this spaceman so 'kiam' (kedekut)? Sigh....

Spiff said...

Mei Teng - LOL! A cheapskate spaceman, that I most definitely am :D

foongpc said...

I just found out about your egg yolk story! Turned into an eggyolk by Mei Teng, because you didn't provide an answer to one of your useless riddles, then somehow miraculously and without explanation, switched back. Very funny!

Don't u think I'm hardworking doing this mindless and absolutely useless research? : )

Oh, I don't expect any prize of course because I realised no one will ever win any prize here even for giving the correct answers to your riddles! : )

Spiff said...

Foong - ROTFL! You actually went and found out the whole story. Wah good la you bro!

Yeah, Mei Teng turned me into an egg yolk la ... hahaha ...

Hey, you calling me a cheapskate? Well, you know what, you're right ... LOL!