You Shall Be Avenged!

I lost a friend last Saturday. A friend who has done a great deal of good for my household. It was a sad day indeed for me. I tried my best to save this friend but to no avail. I did everything within my power but it was not enough. I stood by helplessly and watch the life ebb out of him. I watched him take his last breath and then it was all over.

I'm declaring an all out war on the scums that did it! I vow to kill and slaughter every single one of these scums that caused this deadly deed! Because of you I lost a dedicated friend.

And the worst thing is because of you scums, I had a hand in the death of this friend. His blood are on your heads, you scums! I'll make every single one of you pay for this with your lives!

Spaceman Spiff is now officially going to seek out justice and wipe out your entire race and so help you god for incurring the wrath of this mad Spaceman! Be forewarned. You can run, but you can't hide!!!

Goodbye Lizzy, you were a loyal friend that never failed to do your duties every single day. Because of you the house was a much better place to live. I'll miss seeing you dashing across the walls and ceiling chasing after something that catches your fancy.

I'll miss the 'tsk, tsk, tsking' you make that sometimes annoy me. I'll miss the sudden appearances that you tend to be so fond of doing which oftentimes scare the bejesus out of me. You will forever be cherish in our household. You will not be forgotten and you WILL be avenged!

So, before I take my weight loss supplement pills, I shall bow my head in honour of your memory and brave deeds. Bon Voyage Lizzy, may you find true happiness in that great big land in the skies.

22 weird comments:

Nessa said...

For a moment there, I thot it was Hobbes... phewwww!! :D

Mei Teng said...

Who's Lizzy?

Anny said...

didya zap the fella? or or rubber bands or or it just fell?

Anny said...

poor u.. do u want me to postraju some to u? i habe lots of them in my home.. i can spare u some... errr.. hope they dun make too much of a tsk tsk tsk sound in the mail :D

Spiff said...

Nessa - LOL! No la, Hobbes still alive. But he's on a warpath too ... we're going to extract our revenge soon!

Spiff said...

Mei Teng - Lizzy was a good household friend and now he's gone. Someone is going to pay for his death!

Spiff said...

Anny - No la, his death was caused by some other scums which I aim to take my revenge upon!

Spiff said...

Anny - LOL! No need la, I still got Lizzy's relatives lurking around and they're all out for blood ...

Anny said...

i can even give u a selection of colors ponya.. black... pale white... err.. orangey.. dotty... err.. brown with streaks... pure off white..err.. even in B70 kamonnn.. dun b shy.. take some :D its FREE.. i won't even charge u for the posrajuuuuuuuuu :D

TH said...

sorry for your lost

Spiff said...

Anny - I didn't know they came in so many colors ... hehehe ... nanti tonight I go and see what colours are available in my house ... LOL!

Spiff said...

TH - Thank you, Lizzy was a good person .../b> sob, sob, sob!

foongpc said...

Lizzy = Lizard? Cicak? You just lost a cicak? Who killed Lizzy?

Spiff said...

Foong - Yes, you guessed right. Lizzy is a lizard or should I saw was a lizard. The full story of his death will be revealed soon after I finish mourning for him

Mei Teng said...

Eeks..you like lizards?

Spiff said...

Mei Teng - No really la but this is the household resident Lizard ... hehehe ... The whole story will be out soon :D

Anny said...

hahahaha.. resident Lizard eh? *lol* come to think of it.. we do have some resident lizzies too... mebbe i shud start naming them soon :)

Rozella said...

Lizzy is a HE? Hahahaha How you check ah? :P

Spiff said...

Anny - Hahaha, you should start naming them, then they become like family ... LOL!

Spiff said...

Rozella - You really don't want to know that! Hahaha!

DJ Farahani said...

Hei Spiff ! :D Cantik layout.Haha.Err,Lizzy tu baik yaa?:P

Haha.First time visit sini.Cantik betul layout<-sekali lagi.Haha.

Spiff said...

Fara - Hey, welcome to my blog :D Well, lizzy was a close friend la ... hehehe ...