Memory Lapses ...

I'm losing my memory more and more daily so much so that one of these days I'm probably going to forget the way home after work! God forbid.

I'm been forgetting a lot of things these days. There are days when I'll forget to switch off the bathroom lights or forget to close the kitchen windows before going to bed for the night. When Mrs. Spiff asks me about it, I'll insist that I didn't forget only for it to happen again the next day.

There was this time when I opened her wallet and forgot to close it back and we both suspected the boys were messing with her wallet. Then the next day I was taking something from her wallet again and this time right before her very eyes I forgot to close it back properly. That was when we discovered I was the culprit.

This is happening quite frequently that I think my memory is fading fast. Take for instance yesterday. I was holding my coffee mug, then I walked into the store room, put the mug down on the floor to check if those termites were making a comeback or not.

Later at night during my usual coffee drinking time (yes, I drink coffee at night too, it's a habit) I went hunting for my mug and couldn't find it. Even Mrs. Spiff was at a loss as to its whereabouts. we hunted high and low and then suddenly it hit me that I forgot to take it out of the storeroom this evening!

I really believe I'm losing my memory. These are just a few incidences of me forgetting things. Like I said one day I'm going to forget where I live! Maybe it's time to keep a map in my car for such an eventuality ... LOL! Maybe I should go get one of those Apidexin pills for memory loss or something.

Loud booming voice from above: 'Spiff you idiot, apidexin is a diet pill and not for memory loss! You really are losing it, you know ...'

Urmmm, how the heck was I supposed to know that? Do I look like a pharmacist to you? Beside aren't you busy enough having to grant peoples prayers?

I'm losing my memory more and more daily so much so that one of these days I'm probably going to forget the way home after work! God forbid.

I'm been forgetting a lot of things these days. There are days when I'll forget to switch off the bathroom lights or forget to close the kitchen windows before going to bed for the night. When Mrs. Spiff asks ... wait a minute, didn't I already just write that?

22 weird comments:

Emila Yusof said...

lol! i seem to lost my memory too and in absolute need for apidexin!

foongpc said...

I think that's more like absent mindedness than memory loss. But just in case, better put a map in your car. Hehe

foongpc said...

...and a photo of your wife in case you forget how she looks like! LOL!

Spiff said...

Emila - Hahaha ... that's what age does to us I guess. I just hope I don't forget that I have a blog one day ... LOL!

Spiff said...

Foong - Ya, I guess you're right :D And yes, a map is a great idea ... hehehe!

Spiff said...

Foong - Wife? I have a wife? LOL! I don't think I can forget Mrs. Spiff la :D

Anny said...

errr... i think mebbe ur just too tired.. and lots on ur mind.. usually it happens when u have lots on ur mind and when ur tired.. urrm.. err.. lots on ur mind and.. urm.. did i say that already?

Anny said...

hoo are yoo? and what's apidexin?

Anny said...

rocker chick is backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Anny said...

who is rocker chicko?

KaDusMama said...

Hmmmm....imagine when you are 60 years old..do you think you still remember how to blog?? LOL!!

Nessa said...

Jaga-jaga! They don have internet facilities at old folks home y'know... hehehe

Better stock up on those memory loss pills! :D

Anny said...

cupcakeossssssssss come to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

ops! wrong window

Spiff said...

Anny - No la AnnyBoo, I think I'm losing my mind trying to get top FC at Emila's blog! LOL!

Spiff said...

Anny - Urrmmm, I also can't remember who I am these days ... LOL!

And isn't apidexin one of those new McDonald meals? hahaha ...

Spiff said...

Anny - Yeah, the rocker chick is back, now can go camp at her blog :D

Spiff said...

Anny - Good point. Is the rocker chick Emila or is it Nessa? Then again it might be Bem :D

Spiff said...

Kadusmama - LOL! I hope not la cos I plan to keep on blogging way into my old age :D

Spiff said...

Nessa - What? No internet facilities in the old folks home? This is an outrage I tell ya? I demand justice! LOL!

Spiff said...

Anny - Hahaha ... trying your best to steal my cupcakes I see :D

Mei Teng said...

Ahem..signs of ageing la ;) Carrying post-its might help...I am being sarcastic here...hehhe Have a nice weekend!

Spiff said...

Mei Teng - Hmmm, post it, eh? Now that might just be a good idea ... LOL!