The very fact that you just dropped by my blog is probably because you're totally bored and had nothing to do. Trust me, nobody drops by here if they had anything else better to do.
And since you're already bored and have nothing to do, I thought maybe I'd amuse you with more totally useless information. Hey, better this than one of my infamous riddles, right?
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
What do these 100 people do? Eat ballpoint pens?
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Sounds very much like me.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Well, women talk twice as much as men too ... LOL!
A snail can sleep for three years.
Sounds like me ... hahaha!
Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life.
What about milk you say?
A cow has to eat grass to produce milk and grass is living.
There you have it!
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
You just might want to be a pig in your next life ... LOL!
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates mating by ripping the male's head off.
Now don't you wish you were a pig? Hahaha!
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
OHMYGOD! I could be Bill Gates son!
And that's about all for this installment of totally useless information :D Tune in again next week for more totally useless information to brag to your buddies over a beer guzzling session :D
2 years ago
15 weird comments:
You mean they really timed the pig's orgasm? How would they know???!! Maybe the pigs are faking it! LOL!
u mean the pigs know how to fake it too??? hehehehheee.. but but i still wanna be a piggggggggg
Oink! Oink! :P
oink samo engkau jugoooooooo :p
Have you heard of the joke about the snail...
Dis guy saw a snail, so he tossed it across the street. 2 years later, there was a knock on his door...
He goes to the door, opens it, looks around and saw a snail.
The snail looks up at him, and says "Hey! What the hell was that all about?"
Wahahahaha! Get it? Get it??
Nessa - Urmmm, actually you have a good point there la! I'm not really sure. I guess it was this guy with a stopwatch who had nothing better to do la ... LOL!
Anny - Aiyaa, why you all ask me so difficult questions ah? Tomorrow I go and ask a pig la ... hahaha!
Nessa - LOL! Now we're having pigs sounds in here ah?
Anny - This is beginning to sound like that Old MacDonald song la ...
Oink, oink here and a oink, oink there ... hahaha!
Nessa - Urrmmm Nessa, you feeling okay ah? LOL!
And you all say my jokes are lame ... hahaha ... I know where you got this joke from, the Beast kan?
But it was funny though *big grin*
Miss Confession - Yeah it is, I guess :D
Wah!! i also want to try to be a pig!! HAHAHAHHAA how ah??
KadusMama - Hahaha! Everybody wants to be a pig these days :D
Piggy! 30minutes! woot! lol.
LadyViral - Yeah, 30 minutes! Everybody wants to be a pig now! LOL! Welcome to my blog btw
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