Junkfood Monster

I have a confession to make. I'm a junk food addict. I have been ever since I was a kid and I think I always will be. It bugs the hell out of Mrs. Spiff sometimes that I eat loads of junk food. But at least I'm consistent with my junk food cos I always stick to one particular junk food ... LOL!

And the junk food in question is the Mamee Monster noodle snack! I simply love the stuff. In fact, I've been eating that same particular noddle snack since I was in primary school (really) and even now, as a 42 year old spaceman, I'm still eating the stuff.



I'm just addicted to it. Back when I was young, I could even eat 5 packets at one go and still not be satisfied. The worst part is I still can eat 5 packets at one go and still not be satisfied! Whenever I go shopping at Tesco, I'll grab one or two packets that consist of ten in a pack and gleefully snack on them while reading or surfing when i get back home later.

I'll always make sure I never run out of the stuff. My favourite is the chicken flavour with the BBQ flavour coming in a close second. I'll normally buy one of each flavour and alternate between the two. But these days Mrs. Spiff has limited me to two packets a day. Darn! She says I eat way too much of the stuff and I know she's right but I can't resist the darned things.

I've been munching on them for close to 36 years so it's not easy giving up on them. Good god, has Mamee mee been around that long? I remember back when it was only 15sen a packet (I think). Now it's like 30 sen or is it 50 sen? I can't recall cos I buy a whole packet of 10 which is cheaper at RM2.50. Looking back I can't believe I've been snacking on this for 36 years!

And judging by the way I'm going, I'll probably be munching on it for god knows how many years. Maybe Mamee should give me a porcelain tile award for being their most loyal customer or something. Better yet, maybe they should give me a lifetime free supply of the stuff! LOL!

14 weird comments:

Anny said...

hahahahhaa.. at least its not ciggies..

do u know.. these stuffs are really bad.. i hope u dun put the small packets of extra salt/seasoning in it..

Anny said...

if u keep on packing 5 packets a day.. u will slowly find that your hair is thinning and and slowly.. slowly.. urmm urmm.. i'll spare u the dramatics laa since its a saturday already.. hehhehehe

but actually.. its really bad for u and kiddies too.

Soulie said...

i love mamee snack too! but can't beat your addiction lah hehe

Choc Mint Girl said...

I still remember the TV commercial back then, MA-MEEEE!!! Hahahaaa... I also love to eat, but am not a 'mamee monster' like you heheheee...

Spiffy said...

Anny - Cigarettes is something I've never done in my life! So Mamee mee not so bad la! LOL!

I know it's bad but addicted la ... LOL!

Spiffy said...

Anny - Urmmm, my hair thinning oredi la ... LOL! But I think I'll stop buying it soon cos this morning the bloody Tesco raised the price from RM2.50 to RM3.39! Gila!

Spiffy said...

Soulie - Yay, I'm not the only Mamee snack lover in town! LOL!

Spiffy said...

Choc Mint Girl - Hahaha ... I remember the ad too. Gosh, it was way back then la! I feel so old! LOL!

Kaja said...

Don't feel bad. My entire diet consists of junk food and beer. Your probably in better shape than I.

Spiffy said...

Kaja - LOL! Sounds like a great diet :D Welcome to my blog by the way.

Anny said...

its a conspiracy laa.. its a conspiracy... tesco knows about your addiction. Do you know they are reading your blog.. hehehehhehee

Spiffy said...

Anny - Oh crap! They are? Oh mati la, mati la! Maybe I should just keep my mouth shut next time! LOL!

But then, Giant is still selling it for RM2.50 ... muahahaha!

Anny said...

but but.. you hair is thinning laaa.. even if it is selling for 1.00 buck... would it really really.. urmm.. i'll spare u the dramatics since its a urmm sunday.

Spiffy said...

Anny - LOL! Ok, ok, I get the message. No la, I'm also trying to cut down on it. Yesterday I went shopping I bought muruku instead ... hehehe ...