Live To Be A Thousand!

Today I just found out I've been going about doing my workout entirely the wrong way. There I was trying to motivate myself to run on a more regular basis and not actually accomplishing it when I discover that there is a more easier and 'fun' way to get a workout.

Here, take a read on what I discover today in the Star online:

HERE’s a simple 'secret' to ensure longevity for men – stare at women’s breasts for 10 minutes a day to live an additional five years.

Both Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported that a German research published in the New England Journal of Medicine showed that men ogling at breasts for 10 minutes a day was equivalent to a 30-minute gym workout.

Sin Chew Daily reported yesterday that the team had spent five years researching 200 men.

Results showed that men who liked to stare at women’s breasts have lower blood pressure, suffer less cardiovascular disease and have slower heart beat ... 

Good god, why didn't anybody tell me this sooner? Imagine how healthy I'd be. All I needed to do was go sit in a public area and look at boobs for 10 minutes and I'll be fit as a fiddle ... hahaha! And imagine how much longer I could live, what was it? An additional five years for a ogling a breast for a mere 10 minutes? I'd probably live to be a thousand years old! ROTFLLMAO!

Ok, now I'd better high tail it out of here and go get that bathroom lighting fixed or Mrs. Spiff will give me a bop on the head about this boob ogling new exercise regime! LOL!

16 weird comments:

Anny said...

wahhahahahhahahahahaa.. betu ka niiiiiiiii?? urmm.. i actually read about this few years back.. someone did show me a newspaper clipping abt the same thing.. its a conspiracy i tell u.. it is it isssssssssssssss

Spiffy said...

Anny - Betul, betul, it's true. This is good exercise la, well according the papers anyway ... LOL!

I'm going to live to be a thousand. This evening must go exercise in a mall somewhere ... hahaha!

foongpc said...

Haha! I read about this too! So just stare at boobs and I can save my expensive monthly gym fees! Is this the best news or what! : )

Anny said...

u sure on a roll with the blog tweaking ye.. hehehhee.. this is a nice color!

or.. did your blog changed back to the old one and u got pissed and change to a new newer one?

urmm.. now i m confusing myself

Anny said...

did Mrs Spiff follow u for your evening workout at the mall? and twisting your ears along the way? hhehehehhehee

Anny said...

ope u live u to 998 :p

Nessa said...

Hmmm.. i see Susie Derkins on your header. I thot you hate susie derkins... lalalala

Spiffy said...

Foong - LOL! If you're a guy, it definitely is great news ... hahaha!

Spiffy said...

Anny - Hehehe ... no la, my old blog template acting funny with me, so the best way to teach it who's boss is to upload a new one! LOL!

Spiffy said...

Anny - Cannot! Cannot bring Mrs. Spiff, after both my ears swollen la ... hahaha!

Spiffy said...

Anny - Aiyaaa, I plan to live up to 1,000 years la .... 2 years too short la you ... hehehe ...

Spiffy said...

Nessa - Urmmm, I do hate Susie, that's why my face is like that ... LOL!

Mariuca said...

I love Spiffy's new look, the header and everything! Good job! :)

Spiffy said...

Marzie - Thank you :D I'm still tweaking it so expect some changes still ...

Mariuca said...

Now AG looks so plain compared to Spiffy! :)

Spiffy said...

Marzie - Yeah, it does :D But Spiffy and AG got two different personas ... hehehe ...