An idiot came up to me today and showed off his new blackberry bold phone to me. There he was boasting about how high tech it was and how it could do wonders.
He kept going on and on about it to the point I felt like taking his phone and just throwing it out of my office window. Unfortunately my room doesn't have a window which was a good thing really cos I really would have thrown his phone out.
Good god mister, I'm not interested in your darned phone cos I have my own cell phone that I think is leaps and bounds better than what you have. Besides, I'm a devout Android fan and I'm not interested in any other phone or system, so unless your phone can transform into an Autobot, take it out of my face before it gets flung out!
Don't say I didn't warn you!
2 years ago
