That Hazy Feeling

Good God! I woke up this morning and the place was enveloped with a thick layer of haze! And let me not even start about the acrid smell. What is happening to this country? What do we have to do to get reasonably clean air to breathe? Do I need to put on my Devils Wink clubwear and start doing some weird idiotic ritual to chase the haze away? Maybe throw in some coconuts and a magic carpet ... hahaha! Ok, ok, I don't want to start on that.

But seriously though, the air is simply not livable anymore! I really wish I had a rocket ship to leave this planet and travel around the stars out there.