The Zit!

I woke up from my nap a little while ago, walked to the bathroom to splash some water on my face and what do I see? A zit! A bloody zit right in the middle of my nose! Oh my god! How can that be? How can a macho, quirky spaceman like me have a zit? It's not like I'm that young anymore to have zits appearing on my face anymore.

But wait a minute. Maybe I'm de-aging. Maybe I'm getting younger. Maybe that's why I've got zits on my face. That must be the answer. I'm getting younger. That must be it. How else do you explain the zits that are appearing on my face? Old people (not that I'm that old to begin with) don't get zits so I must be getting younger ... woohoo!

 Anyways, until I figure out if I really am getting younger, I'd better look for some acne treatments to get rid of the zit on my nose. It doesn't do my image any good to have a spaceman with a zit on his nose!

34 weird comments:

Anny said...

A zit by any other name is still a ZIT :D

Anny said...

mebbe u watch too much of the benjamin guy button film or something...

or..

Anny said...

too much of the donuts laaa... save some for me laaa..

Anny said...

"old" people getting zits... shud be real happy you know.. cos cos.. they still got the "zit factor" hhahahahahahaaaa

Mei Teng said...

So you're the rudolph the red-nosed spaceman? Hahha...:)

Aki (kotakitam) said...

Just don't wet your bed sudah!LOL!

Nessa said...

Spaceman with a zit?! Not good for your macho image. If those Zorkian buggers know, abis la you! Wakakaka...

Old wives tale ~ smear your underwear on your face! Dunno if mujarab or not. Later you tell us OK :P

FAD MOM said...

zip it off with my globs... i have had a bad day too, Nick! sigh..

constance aka fadmom...

bem69 said...

If your theory is true, I'm getting a hell of a lot younger now hahahahaha

Spiff said...

Anny - Thanks for your clarification Anny, just for that I'm going to zap you with my ray gun ... LOL!

Spiff said...

Anny - Hahaha ... actually I've never heard of Benjamin Button la, I am one ulu spaceman la ...

Spiff said...

Anny - Ya, I think it's the doughnuts la ... hahaha ...

Spiff said...

Anny - Who you calling old? LOL!

Spiff said...

Mei Teng - Rudolf the red-nosed spaceman, more like yet nose ... hahaha ...

Spiff said...

Aki - Hahaha ... well, I'll try not too :D

Spiff said...

Nessa - Tu la, there goes my macho image. Them Zorkian bugs are going to be laughing their heads off la ... LOL!

Urrmmm, smear my underwear? Aiyoo busuk la ... hahaha ...

Spiff said...

Fad Mom - Urrmmm, I'm afraid to ask what a globs is ... LOL!

Spiff said...

Bem69 - Woohoo, soon you'll be in diapers ... hahaha ...

bem69 said...

Haha you may call me Bemjamin Button then.

Anny said...

Poor zit... i mean poor Spiff :D hope u are all beautiful again *wink* go ez on the donuts ye.. they will add kilos to the love handles.. hehehehhehe

Emila Yusof said...

hey spiffy with a zit!!!! I just sent you 1000 EC credits for being my top dropper!!!

And oh, come lookie, you are being featured in my hall of fame!!!

Mei Teng said...

Someone told me that dabbing colgate onto zits helps...umm..I just heard it from a friend. Works or not I don't know...haha.

bem69 said...

Mei Teng: Yup, it works, my auntie gave me that tip last time lah. A long long time ago.

Spiff said...

Bem69 - Hey Benjamin Button, welcome to my blog ... LOL!

Spiff said...

Anny - Hahaha ... Yes, I must go easy on them doughnuts otherwise my spaceship might have problems lifting off ... LOL!

Spiff said...

Emila - You did? I'm the top dropper? Woohoo ... I'm coming over right now :D

Spiff said...

Mei Teng - No harm trying I guess :D Now where did I put my toothpaste?

Spiff said...

Bem69 - I'll let both you guys know once I try it out ... hehehe ...

bem69 said...

Spiff, it works for me, really, fully endorsed by BEMjamin button.

Spiff said...

Bem69 - Ok, BEMjamin Button, I'll go try it out tonight ... LOL!

Anonymous said...

hey. hey!

i just listened to a skin talk by a dermatologist last week.
u know wat,any age of ppl can have zit you know!even a 70+ yo man!

its suprise me jugak la kan.

its a matter of proportion.
of cos, youngster hv the biggest portion getting zit.

tambah sikit lagi.
but only <15% 50yr are thaaaat lucky to have it
hehe.

btw.. i'm emila's reader but guess she doesnt know me kot. sebab tak pernah drop komen. huhu~

*enoy ur blog,cz hv riddles! HAHA

Spiff said...

Anonymous - First of all welcome to my blog :D

Thanks for the info, at least now I don't feel so bad anymore ... LOL!

So you're a stalker at Emila's huh :D Well, yo can stalk here anytime you like too ... LOL!

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