The Zit!

I woke up from my nap a little while ago, walked to the bathroom to splash some water on my face and what do I see? A zit! A bloody zit right in the middle of my nose! Oh my god! How can that be? How can a macho, quirky spaceman like me have a zit? It's not like I'm that young anymore to have zits appearing on my face anymore.

But wait a minute. Maybe I'm de-aging. Maybe I'm getting younger. Maybe that's why I've got zits on my face. That must be the answer. I'm getting younger. That must be it. How else do you explain the zits that are appearing on my face? Old people (not that I'm that old to begin with) don't get zits so I must be getting younger ... woohoo!

 Anyways, until I figure out if I really am getting younger, I'd better look for some acne treatments to get rid of the zit on my nose. It doesn't do my image any good to have a spaceman with a zit on his nose!